mummy's embarrassment

(We were going through the sounds of animals)
I: A horse neighs, a pig __ ?
R: A pig grunts, a snake hisses, a monkey chatters...
I: Whaa! Your memory is good!
R: (grinning with pride) ... and a mummy shouts!

eer..I don't shout all the time.
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Last Sunday, Rey was standing on a small stage with his classmates after a Chinese enrichment class. The teacher had gathered them to present to us what they have learnt in class.

Teacher：小朋友，现在我们用‘睡觉’来做造句。(Let's try using 'sleep' to make sentences.)
Friend ：我的妈妈最喜欢睡觉。(My mother enjoys sleeping)

Everyone laughs. My eyes widened when Rey raised his arm to answer with a cheeky smile directed at me. I knew at once he was going to say something bad.

Rey：我的妈妈睡觉打咕噜！(My mummy snores when she sleeps!)

(class ends. The receptionist smiled at me and commented," Your son revealed your secret!" Sigh, no use clarifying)

I: You so bad! Why did you say I snore when I don't?
Rey: Because I want to say something funny so everybody will laugh!
I: But you can don't say 妈妈。 爸爸or 爷爷 also can, right?
Rey: 妈妈 is the best! I want to make you embarrassed! whahaaha...

evil...

Chinese New Year

Japanese lesson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2rT8KhG8Cg&feature=related
I think Rey will love watching this series and have a good laugh like I did.

desert

Can you spot Rey?

I don't know why he loves being in the water so much. To look at pretty legs? maybe...

leaking pipe?

I: Why do you keep forgetting what the teacher tell you to do?
R: You know, my brain is like a water pipe, but it is broken. So whatever the teacher tells me, the information will just flow away.
I: *too angry to say anything*