chit chat

I: Do you know where penguins live? (expecting "Antarctica" for an answer)
R: I know! Ice-burgers!
I: (laughing hysterically already) Ice burgs, lah! goondo sami!
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I: Cockroach! You wait here and watch where it goes, I'm getting the insecticide.
(came back confidently armed with the spray) where's it gone?
R: I'm not going to tell you where it is.
I found it anyway and begun the killing process. Rey started crying, screaming and pushing me away from the pest. Mission accomplished and it took me sometime before I realised what all the cries have been about. I had cruelly killed his potential pet. I was the target of his hatred for the whole night.
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I: see, I have become old everytime you do naughty things.
R: ... then you should try not to be angry whenever I disturb you right?
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R: Mum ,it's bad to kill animals right?
I: yah, but if we don't eat meat, what shall we eat then?
R: Maybe just french fries all day long.
I: 你想得美!
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R: (complaining to Nana over the phone) Mama caned me until she almost cut me into half!